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I’m just as confused as you are when it comes to these pictures, I know Halloween is just around the corner but I have no idea what’s going on. Here’s Katie Price launching her new haircare line wearing a costume that’s half slutty princess and half even sluttier hairdresser. This is a bit of a stretch for her, normally she’s dressed as a slutty jobless nobody.

I don’t know if I should be scared or excited when I see these pictures of 90210’s Annalynne McCord but one thing is for sure: I’m confused. And I don’t like it. The last time I was this confused I was in Thailand and it’s something I’d rather not discuss.

Here’s a video of Lucy Pinder doing some ads spots for some kind of TV show, product or whatever. All I know is that if you’re going to promote something, I think putting her in awesomely revealing outfits will make it very difficult to get your message across. Seriously, I challenge any of you - yes, even you ladies out there - to try to stay focused on what she’s saying rather than on her huge breasts!

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, but I’m guessing they’re old. However, I have to post them because Elizabeth Berkley changed my life. Yes, her lap dance scene in Showgirls was not only enough to make the guy in the film make a mess in his pants, it made me make one in my pants too. And I was only watching it! Hey, I was only like 15 years old, and porn wasn’t easy to get. Anyway, here she is at some event showing off some serious boob action, and if you’ve never seen the movie Showgirls, I suggest you rent it. The Academy may have overlooked it, but it won an Oscar in my mind. It’s an all-time classic.

Here’s Victoria Beckham putting on the sexy for a photoshoot on the rooftop of the Chateau Marmont. I don’t know about you, but I’m digging her facial expressions. It’s as if she’s giving us a glimpse of how she looks while getting down and dirty in the bedroom… with me of course. Not David, you homo.

I don’t normally do Shakira posts. Personally, I never found her very attractive (also, the way she sings kind of reminds me of Kermit the Frog). But today, with these new pictures of her slutting it up at the Live Earth concert in Hamburg, Germany, the attraction level has just gone up. Yeah, I know; show some skin, move around like a seasoned stripper and you’re pretty much guaranteed to win me over. Anyway, as long as Shakira stays off my radio, I guess she’s alright in my books.